SDU's two Presidents Clovis Seamthrottle and Drex L. Ford (no relation) didn't exactly start out as Presidents of a College. One was doing other things and the other was doing still other things.
Upon learning that T. Jasper Slim was interviewing prospects for the position, the two decided to go for it. However, figuring only one would be chosen for the job they decided to apply under one name.

The fellows hurriedly incorporated themselves as Roger Wilco, Inc. Pleased with their new name, they boarded the first train for the city of No Oaks. Once at the school they were escorted into Slim’s office by Sugar Dogblessing his secretary/intern. She introduced the two as Roger Wilco. Expressionlessly, Ol’Slim looked at the pair for a full hour. Drex and Clovis grew nervous under such silent scrutiny and began to smoke. Then with no warning T. Jasper began speaking, startling the guys. “I want you boys to abandon the corporation and drop that assumed name of Roger Wilco it’s, well it’s just dumb.” They agreed and started Presiding at once. 
     


Take a moment to view the countenance of Trawley Spagnum, Vice-President in Charge of Everything at Slim's Discount University.
A.K.A.
* Prof. Dr. Trawley Spagnum
* Ol' T.S. Emeritus
* V.P. "The Man" Spagnum
(V.P. "The Man" was one of Slim's favorites, although he never called him that.)

When asked what it's like working with the two presidents, Trawley responded, "Well... they are a handfull. but at least they don't get in the way of day-to- day affairs.

 
     

Campus security is secure in the hands of Security Director Captain Decker "Security is my middle name" Hopscotch.

After hearing a noise in an empty classroom Security Director Captain Decker Hopscotch comes to investigate. Insecure about entering an secured area he asks Pres. Clovis "Do I have security clearance?"Pres. Clovis grants him access by stating "Get in there... you are the campus Security Director!"