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Pres. Seamthrottle overlooks the Drifting Practice field and encourages a student to Drift with more"Drifting Flair".

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(We are joining the message in progress. It is being delivered from outside the building, via yelling.)" ...so let's think no more. Just as Diogenes' lamp illuminated his search for truth and honesty, the flaming spittoon embedded in the school seal probably lights the way for some equally noble quest. That's the end of this years oration... Now back to what you were doing
 

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"President Seamthrottle reflects on his past experiances during a lecture in SDU's Ineptness Avoidance class"





Pres. Seamthrottle and Ford say that more improvements will will come as more Macks arrive.