A sampling of courses for your perusal:
 
Required Courses
 
SDU Drift 01 – Basic Drifting
In honor of Ol’ Man Slim, all students must take at least one semester of Drifting.
 
SDU also offers a Degree in Drifting
 SDU 1/2M - Half a Marathon
To ensure our students are physically fit, everyone is required to participate in our yearly Half – a – Marathon
 
SDU Inept 00 - Ineptness Avoidance
Taught by none other than Pres. Clovis Seamthrottle, this class is designed to help students to side-step looking stupid. (Due to Seamthrottle’s fear of public speaking, he faces the back of the room and addresses the class looking into a mirror.
 
SDU Booklit - Book Literature
Taught by Prof. Contessa Spritzer, this required course is a must.  Not only does Ms. Spritzer teach okay, she’s published. Her paperback novel is the story of a New York City bag lady who solves crimes in her spare time; “Mary Scott, of Queens”
 
SDU Clap 00 - Audience Participation
This class is for those who always wanted to join in with the crowd at such places as the Opera or a Prize Fight, but feel too self-conscious. Learn stuff like good applause, oohs and aahs and just when to whistle. Advanced jeering is a class unto itself.
 
Electives
      
SDU Think . 0.1 - Thinking
Students must come to class with 2 thoughts to think about.
 
SDU Let’s Shave 01 - Shaving Techniques
Each student must come to class each day with at least a day’s growth.
 
SDU Judge 2. - Judge for Yourself
Skip law school and go straight to the bench and gavel. Instructed by self-made Judge Dan Paincter.
 
SDU Luck 00 - Luck Management
Prof. Thornton Skidrough explores the varied kinds of luck. Good luck and bad luck aren’t too hard to figure out. The kind that is much harder to see in action is Neutral Luck.
 
SDU Writin’ 010 - Creative Writin’
Prof. Peggy D’Mumble’s style is an inspiration even for our most dimly lit of students. At the end of each semester the student with the best written work will receivethe coveted Peg Leg Award.
 
SDU Bild it 0010.0 - Building Things

( We are restrained from using the phrase “Building Trades” for now) SDU would like to apologize for the limited classroom space causing occasional frustration. The Department of Building Things currently still shares the same classroom with the School of Demolition.
 
SDU Wise 202 - Wisdom, How to Spot It
Yes, this course, taught by Pres. Drex L. Ford, explores the premise that wisdom ain’t all that easy to recognize. The class will embark on various field trips for first hand observation. This course is a prerequisite to Street Wisdom 11.5 which is required.
 
Forced Elective

 
SDU Band 01 - Band Duty
SDU has no Band as such. When an event is planned that seems to require music, notices will be mailed at random to registered students. Attending two practice sessions will prove prudent. Instruments will be issued on a need-to-know basis.

SDU  announces a new course offering!
 
SDU  FreTim 1001 - Free Time         -   Credit 3 hrs.
Once you sign-up and pay your tuition, you’re done.
That’s all you have to do.  It’s just that easy.